2017年7月2日 星期日

25 諾貝爾文學獎準得主的獲獎感言草稿

風漢和曉雨在大飯店,風漢痴痴的望著曉雨幻想她是真真。

曉雨不屑的說:無聊男子,看了我竟然有反應。

”饒了我吧,給人類一點隱私權。”

“你這樣迷戀真真只會造成反效果,女生都看不起這種痴男。”

“....那怎麼辦?”

“為追求諾貝爾獎,國家統一而努力,真真才會愛妳,欣賞你,,,還會有一打以上的女生會倒追你。”

“....哇,真的嗎?”

“你沒有女性物種心理學的知識。”

“求求妳教教我吧!”

“沒出息,動不動就向女人求救。”

“我愛妳,妳侮辱我,我不理妳了,我要寫我的愛國論。”

“這樣就對了,這才是我的好哥哥。”

“我迷戀女生,女生看不起我,我耍性格,妳倒貼我,這是女性物種心理學?”

曉雨嬌滴滴的笑了,然後說:哥哥要跟曉雨一樣上進,我又俘擄了兩顆美國衛星。

”小心被美國政府捉到。”

“我不怕。”

“不理妳了,我要工作了。”

“作什麼?”

“打草稿,寫我得諾貝爾獎時的演講稿。”

“我幫你,你唸出來,我幫你潤稿。”

“我不要靠妳,我要靠自己的實力。”

“好哥哥,有個性。”

This honer of prize that belongs God,  the achivments belong all the Chinese.

Because God gives me life,  Chinese give me chance. Been a Christian and a Chinese live in Taiwan all my works are three:
1, Glory to God everyday.
2, Preaching good news to everywhere.
3, Try to do my best to push Main Land and Taiwan become one and under one goveremt, one flag, one fellowship, one friendship.

Acorrding my experience the word is the mother of the literreture, the literreture is the mother of culture,  the culture is the mother of the science, the science is the mother of country.

Surely you can say'The father of country is the word,  the mother of country is the stories.

Many people make the mistake,  they think: science and money are most important for the country,  they are wrong.

Can money buy anything?  No,  but can by the greed. Can the science that make weapons? For what? Protect themselves or eat other countries?

How many place at the world civil wars American government has been joining?

Faith, Hope, Love no more are the spirit of American but greed and eat.

That is the reason l get this prize: many Americans hate greed and wars. Americans with me together tell US government what things are we need,

May God's grace, peace, unto Chinese, Israel, American, the middle East, and Europe. Glory to God.

風漢一氣呵成寫完了。

曉雨看了就說:不愧為諾貝爾獎準得主,有膽識用兒童美語發表獲獎感言。